October 2011
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Okay, so I had to make a new blog for reasons I'm...
but if any of you would be kind enough to go follow my new blog the URL’s oceanchild2 for the time being until i disable this one. Thanks so much to anyone who follows the new one, means so much!
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Josh:
Christians: When my genitalia produces semen, god smiles.
Josh: No you're just done for today.
It may help to know that that's what Christians think happen when they jack off.
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Ew, no, seriously, go away.
So walked by girl in halls with dimple piercings which reminded me of another girl in school who has dimple piercings that are soopa fucked (Like so: Fucked up.) so I mentioned it to my friend. Guess who I walked by while speaking uncomfortably loud and pointing at my cheeks. Did I mention she’s a senior?
When the teacher says "Partner up!" and you look...
This happens to me a lot now ‘cause i have no friends so.
