Suck it up, I had to.

Julia, 14, Canada, taken. Hoppin' on my dick.

3rd grade

*whispering* if you're stupid say "what" friend:
what me:
OH MAN friend:
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.